NZ's smartest, sexiest show returns for an intimate, champagne soaked Christmas.

What is burlesque, asks acclaimed writer Verity Johnson, it's a celebration (and satirization) of all things sex and society.

And this Christmas, NZ's favourite columnist has teamed up with NZ's sexiest burlesque stars to bring you a show that's as smart as it is sexy. Take Johnson's hilarious social commentary, stir it up with NZ's sultriest burlesque acts, sprinkle it with jaw dropping acrobatics and pulse raising razzle dazzle...and you get a cocktail of riotous, rebellious sex and satire.

Sold out at arts festivals across the country, and as featured in The Washington Post, The Project and NZHerald and Stuff, this show is a hilarious, sexy look at our attitudes to sex in society.

Don’t miss out on this one night only extravaganza,

SAVE THE DATE

Club Burlesque: A Champagne Soaked Christmas!

Friday, 12th December 2025

Doors 6pm, Show starts 7pm (Tickets on sale soon!)

Your perfect Christmas party, girls night out or date night experience this December.

Ticket Types

Table Seating (get your own table for your & your group) $69pp
Reserved intimate table seating for you & your party

The Sparkly Night Out! (VIP table seating in VIP area, sweet treats, printed photo w. Cast)
Our most popular ticket, get a table for you and your glam group in the VIP section of the club! Hot spot seating, sweet treats, signed and printed photos with the cast and all the attention, baby. (Please note, if you’re a small group eg. a 1 or a 2, we may have to seat you next to another small group. If you absolutely want to guarantee a table just for you, please book the Exclusive)
The Exclusive Night Out! (Table just for 2, VIP area stage-side, sweet treats & surprises, printed and signed photos w. cast,)
Got someone special to impress? Bag the best seats in the house for just you two. Table just for you 2, stage side seats, just you two and an extra special night….no, we won’t drag you on stage!
Bar seating (low visibility/limited sight lines, back back of venue, no tables, non reserved seats) $49pp

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Dinner & Show

We highly recommend getting a delicious Italian deal at our sister restaurant down the road, Coco's Cantina. Yes, their Tiramisu is legendary.

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FAQ & Queries

1. What time should I get there?

Our doors are at 6pm, and show starts 7pm. If you’ve booked a VIP ticket please make sure you’re there before show starts so we can say a little pre show hello!

2. Will I see nudity?

The most/least you'll see our performers in are some sparkly pasties and matching twinkling undies. We're flirty not filthy.

3. If I book a GA table, will I be sitting with other people?

Yes, our GA is shared tables

4. If I book a Sparkly VIP ticket, will I be sitting with other people?

With our Sparkly VIP tickets, you will be seated as one whole group in the VIP section. However please note, if you’re a small group eg. 1 or 2, you may be seated next to another small group 1 or 2 at the same table. If you want to absolutely guarantee a table for just you two, please book the exclusive tickets.

5. Will I be dragged on stage?

Nope. We’re not here to humiliate you.

6. Where is the venue?

We are at Phoenix night club which is 1/258 Karangahape Road, Auckland Central.

7. What should I wear?

Nothing you could do a school run in.

8. What’s your refund policy?

We allow refunds up to 48 hours before show time. If you cancel within 48 hours we will offer you a credit or swap you (with no rebooking fees) to another upcoming show. Please note, we don’t offer refunds for no shows on the night or being refused entry to the venue or being evicted from the venue.

9. Do you do door sales?

We do, if we have space on the night, but we tend to sell out very fast so booking ahead is strongly recommended to ensure seats - we don’t want you to turn up and miss out.

10. I’ve never been to anything like this, what should I expect?

To have a great night, and rest assured that you’re in safe, sparkly hands.